Xenia

The covers are winning, the phone is glowing, and the whole day feels like a heavy “thunk.”

Xenia answers with a cracked-open fortune cookie and a rhyme that dares you to smile: you’re not just stuck in a bunk.

For the one who needs a little silliness to get their feet back on the floor.

Out of the funk. Out of the bunk.

Description

Some low days don’t need a pep talk — they need a laugh.

A goofy rhyme can crack a mood faster than any lecture ever has.

Thunk, funk, bunk: try reading it out loud without grinning.

A Fortune Cookie for the Funky Days

A golden-orange fortune cookie cracks open and its white paper fortune curls out beneath it, printed in bold red: “If your heart feels a thunk, and your mind’s in a funk, know that you’re not just stuck in a bunk!”

It’s a playful fortune that takes a heavy day a little less seriously — and with twenty-five fortunes in the Fortune Cookie series, everyone gets a fortune of their own.

Because sometimes the bravest thing you can do on a heavy day is laugh.

The Perfect Gift for Someone in a Funk

The moment your roommate is on day three of the same sweatpants, or your best friend answers “how are you?” with a long sigh — that’s the moment this shirt was made for.

It’s right for the friend in a slump, the college kid fighting the winter blues, and anyone who laughs at a good rhyme — perfect for a cheer-up gift, a care-package surprise, a get-out-of-the-house nudge, or a birthday for the funniest person you know.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Comfort First — Feels substantial from the first wear — 5.3 oz. preshrunk cotton, classic weight that holds up to everyday life.
  • Built to Last — Holds its shape and stays sharp through every wash, thanks to double-needle stitching on the collar, sleeves, and hem.
  • Classic Fit — Flatters every frame — a relaxed, true-to-size unisex silhouette that layers cleanly under anything.
  • Statement Piece — A cracked-open fortune cookie and a goofy out-of-the-funk rhyme for the heavy days, and it pairs perfectly with the other twenty-four designs in the Fortune Cookie series.
  • Gift-Ready — Right for birthdays, milestones, graduations, or any day that calls for a reminder of who someone truly is.
  • Inclusive Sizing — Everybody can wear the mission — available S through 5XL.
  • LeoScorpioLeo Design — Original artwork built on one truth: a laugh can lift what a lecture can’t.

Tee Details

5.3 oz. preshrunk 100% cotton (20 singles) — substantial, classic-weight, never flimsy. Classic fit, seamless tubular body. Seamless double-needle 7/8″ rib collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease. Tear-away label — no itchy tag. Fiber content varies by color (solid colors 100% cotton; sport gray 90/10; safety and heather colors 50/50). All OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.

Designed by LeoScorpioLeo — Look Good. Feel Good. Do Good. Pass it on!

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