Brad

Description

Something always goes sideways when Mercury turns retrograde — the missed text, the delayed flight, the argument that came out of nowhere. Most people spend those three weeks quietly apologizing for it. Brad doesn’t — Brad is for the one who stopped fighting the chaos and started wearing it instead.

A Night Sky Built for the Chaos

Layered blue mountains rise under a scattered field of stars and a slim crescent moon, with “Mercury Retrograde? I’m just here for the chaos” arched overhead in bold hand-lettering. It’s moody enough to wear seriously and honest enough to get a laugh — the shirt friends ask about the second Mercury goes retrograde again.
Because owning the chaos beats apologizing for it every time.

The Perfect Gift for the Friend Who Blames Mercury

There’s a specific group text everyone sends when plans fall apart for no reason — “must be Mercury retrograde” — that’s the moment Brad earns its spot in the closet. He’s for the friend who reads the retrograde calendar closer than his own, and the one who blames the stars for every missed alarm. Birthdays, apology gifts after a chaotic group trip, or any day that calls for a little cosmic deflection — he pairs easily with any other LeoScorpioLeo design building a wardrobe with something to say.

Why You’ll Love It

Comfort First — Feels substantial from the first wear — 5.3 oz. preshrunk cotton, classic weight that holds up to everyday life.
Built to Last — Holds its shape and stays sharp through every wash, thanks to double-needle stitching on the collar, sleeves, and hem.
Classic Fit — Flatters every frame — a relaxed, true-to-size unisex silhouette that layers cleanly under anything.
Statement Piece — The design speaks before you do: moody mountains, scattered stars, and a line every retrograde season needs.
Gift-Ready — Right for birthdays, apology gifts after a chaotic week, or any day that calls for a little cosmic deflection.
Inclusive Sizing — Everybody can wear the mission — available S through 5XL.
LeoScorpioLeo Design — Original Astrology artwork rooted in our mission: Look Good. Feel Good. Do Good.

Tee Details

5.3 oz. preshrunk 100% cotton (20 singles) — substantial, classic-weight, never flimsy. Classic fit, seamless tubular body. Seamless double-needle 7/8″ rib collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease. Tear-away label — no itchy tag. Fiber content varies by color (solid colors 100% cotton; sport gray 90/10; safety and heather colors 50/50). All OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.
Designed by LeoScorpioLeo — Look Good. Feel Good. Do Good. Pass it on!